:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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