Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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