Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
This couple is walking their pig around campus
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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