It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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