And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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