how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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