we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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