My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Holy sore nipples Batman
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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