You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
