u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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