If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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