Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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