I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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