Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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