Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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