he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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