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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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