wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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