I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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