If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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