come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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