every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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