This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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