I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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