I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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