Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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