All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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