No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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