so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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