Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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