we have pet lesbian snakes
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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