their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just found a bag of teeth...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
