goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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