It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Randomize