I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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