he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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