Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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