even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she pinky promised me she was 18
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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