Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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