He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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