Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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