I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Randomize