Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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