I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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