Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Use "feeling words"
Yay
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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