I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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