We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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