Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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