Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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