weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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