More tranny stories later!
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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