problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Randomize
